Shizwiff


that moment of clarity you get when opening a bag or your own homegrown.
t-dog: yo man you should smell my new shiz man
miquel:oh word?
t-dog: man when i stuck my nose in it i was in heaven.
miquel: hah, sounds like you had tha’ shizwiff.

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