shlegs
a combination of having short legs, shlegs
maddie: debbie, can you reaching that peice of paper with your foot?
debbie: sorry, can’t i have shlegs
to have legs covered in sh-t from either not washing or stepping into a knee deep load of sh-t.
“my legs are covered in sh-t, i’ve got shlegs”
you have shmeg coming down your leg
man i had some m-ssive w-nk last night i forgot to wipe it off and its all dried on my leg i got shleg
stands for “small-head-lazy-eye-girl.”
“dude, that girl is a total shleg.”
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