he’s a b*tch. has no friends and lies that all girls have s*x with him. he’s an unstable f*ckboy
shmoozie is so stupid . f*ck shmoozie
- primitive selections
that one girl you have a crush on from across the cl*ssroom, yeah her… well she has ”primitive selections’ and needs someone other than you ugly white trash…… that girl has primitive selections
when the cannabis is nearby and it hits your nose, this is all you need to tell your friends. 1. walking down the street and you smell some kush: “daaaaankwhiff” 2. when you eating a girl’s p*ssy and it smells like the ganja: “ooh, dankwhiff!” 3. unexpected doobie is being smoked somewhere: “dankwhiff”
you joke about someone and it offends someone and the get “b*tt hurt” he got *ssh*tched when i said his teeth were too big for his mouth. haha, he was b*tt hurt.
- joe allend
this is the act in which a person is decimate in the midfield of a football pitch. when one gets joe allen’d they have been destroyed as a human and become lifeless. lads did you see pogba get joe allen’d last night?