Shoap
when washing your -ss in the shower, the smell that results when your fingers smell half like sh-t, half like soap. time to wash again.
i was just about to shampoo my hair, when i noticed that my hands were smelling kind of shoap.
shoap was a household product introduced in the early 20th century in europe. known for treating multiple illnesses and conditions, shoap is most remembered for being an underground party favorite during the late 1970s in urban boise, idaho and also for occasionally causing night terrors in females during menstration.
many remember shoap theatre from the 1960s which introduced the phrase “get it, shoapy” into the english lexicon.
pardon me, do you have any shoap?
to wash a female sheep with soap.
since i was a young boy, it has always been my sunday morning pleasure to shoap.
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