Googly eyed rock
-to be intoxicated to the point of incoherence
-a set of vacant glossy eyes, from which no intelligible emotion or expression can be derived.
-being sh-t -ss drunk.
-at this point one’s eyes begin to resemble a googly eyed pet rock.
1. a) “fong looks pretty bombed”
b) “f-ck that googly eyed rock, he’s always drunk, just leave him”
2. “i’ll take the easy kill, so you go for the friend, i’ll take the googly eyed rock”
3. “f-ck, fabs gone googly eyed rock on us. hopefully he doesn’t puke in the cab”
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