Shopping Trolley
a shopping trolley is a trolley in which you put your shopping in. usually found dumped in c-n-ls, or with a hobo sleeping in it, they are great transportation tools. most supermarkets are suffering from jacked shopping trolleys and have introduced newer shopping trolleys which get jacked too.
“dude, let’s go to tesco and jack the trolleys.”
a car, usually a falling to pieces hatchback that’s older than the owner, with ridiculously excessive rear spoiler stuck on it,amongst other things, making it resemble tesco’s finest. almost exclusively driven by those of the ned persuasion, at high speeds (till it inevitably breaks down or crashes) and with some form of trance house music on, preferably with the windows rolled down to share said music with the public at large. people driving them think they look the sh-t, but in reality would have as much sophistication and subtlety if they were wheeled around in an actual shopping trolley.
not only is he driving a shopping trolley, but he’s chosen to respray it neon orange… and he’s a 35 year old man wearing gl-sses and high waisted jeans… he thinks he’s cool bless…
the popular multi-purpose vehicle which you can find for free at any supermarket.
popular uses for trolleys: joy rides, transporting stolen goods, sledging, boating attempts, races, quick escapes, a place to sleep, a building material, a garden decoration
my trolley went faster down the hill than yours!
(yay for free shopping trolleys!)
a form of bad caucasian dancing. to reach up to first one side then the other, as if pulling items down off the shelf and dropping them in your shopping trolley.
that dude was not only sowing the seeds, he did the shopping trolley too!
a shopping trolley manifests when two individuals whom are attracted have no place to enact coitus. thusly said relations find no residence, with the exception of awkwardly ending up in the public arena.
“i just moved back in with my parents and their housemate is always home. this shopping trolley is killing me.”
when a guy looses his virginity to another guy
steve stole jacobs shopping trolley
portable and affordable housing.
i love my shopping trolley more than the cardboard box i moved out of.
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