Showerdresser


a person who finds it necessary to enter the shower completely clothed. he then closes the curtain of the shower and throws his clothes out of the shower where they find their home on the wet floor. following the shower, he dries himself with his towel, and then reaches precariously to retrieve his clothes. clothes are donned in the shower. it is generally easy to spot a showerdresser because he does a particularly sh-tty job of drying himself with the towel, forcing his clothes to absorb the water. this leaves large wet spots on his ugly–ss clothing.
i can’t believe i share a bathroom with a f-cking showerdresser! what the d-mn is his problem?!?
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