SIFM


save it for me
girl: i wanna go further with him i just don’t want it to be awkward. what should i do?

guy: sifm!
acronym for stupid ignorant f-cking moron
your mother is a sifm for not remembering to make you a sandwich after she was finished giving birth to your younger brother.

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