silent but violent
a fart that is smelt but not heard. smellier than a standard fart because energy is not dissipated by the b-ttock-flapping sounds.
“jeee-sus! have you just let one off?”
”yeah, sorry. silent but violent.”
a fart that is like a silent bomb but instead of an explosion its a smell trained to kill noses.
husband: honey the dog did the “silent but violent” again.
wife:i’ll get the gas masks.
when one is able to fart quietly but still keep the awful aroma circulating.
john: dude did you you just pull a silent but violent?
mike: no, but i think it was emily. she’s had a hostory of them.
see silent but deadly
what a smell, what a smell.
what a mighty bad smell.
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