the act of giving oral s-x or “head” to another individual for an extensively long period of time until the individuals tongue and/or receivers genitalia become reflective in the light from all the internal juices that are produced. often this will require intensive dedication and multiple -rg-sms as well as intervals for the juices to dry/crystallize.
“d-mn bruv, i just gave jessica a silver mile for 8 hours straight! don’t tell her boyfriend”.
when someone is guilt triping you or trying to make you feel sorry for them. (there wasn’t a word for it until now) stop the guitacunatation
- magical leprechaun
a small friend/co-worker that is easy to miss. worker: hey, have you seen joe? co-worker: no, he disappears like a little magical leprechaun. worker: d-mn, i have been looking for him all week. co-worker: he’s probably with his pot of gold.
- rainbow eyelashes
when a guy c-ms in a girls face and she doesn’t wipe it out of her eye lashes so that when it dries it looks like she have rainbow eyelashes when the lights h-t it.. for my 7th month anniversary my boyfriend gave me rainbow eyelashes, god i love him.
the stinky smudge that acc-mulates on the taint of really fat people. i took this fat girl home from the bar last night and got slixa all over my b-lls.
acronym for “be back not so soon.” used when one is going to be gone for a time period longer than “brb” designates and shorter than “gtg” and “ttyl” designate. harry: so yeah, ron – filch has been complaining about the smell in the boy’s bathroom this evening so don’t get in his way. he […]