a small friend/co-worker that is easy to miss.
worker: hey, have you seen joe?
co-worker: no, he disappears like a little magical leprechaun.
worker: d-mn, i have been looking for him all week.
co-worker: he’s probably with his pot of gold.
- rainbow eyelashes
when a guy c-ms in a girls face and she doesn’t wipe it out of her eye lashes so that when it dries it looks like she have rainbow eyelashes when the lights h-t it.. for my 7th month anniversary my boyfriend gave me rainbow eyelashes, god i love him.
the stinky smudge that acc-mulates on the taint of really fat people. i took this fat girl home from the bar last night and got slixa all over my b-lls.
acronym for “be back not so soon.” used when one is going to be gone for a time period longer than “brb” designates and shorter than “gtg” and “ttyl” designate. harry: so yeah, ron – filch has been complaining about the smell in the boy’s bathroom this evening so don’t get in his way. he […]
bro-neutral: remaining neutral when your friends argue among themselves, even when they request your opinion. kiersten watched as her friends argued over a billiard rule, but she declared herself to be “bro-neutral”, like switzerland.
haizley love adventure, excitement and freedom. haizley are clever, quick-witted and unusually adaptable. haizley are capable of doing anything they wish for they are loyal friends and eventhough you are having a bad day they just ignore it and joke to help you feel better. just be quiet, haizley! man, why you so salty? are […]