Simaism


the art of getting the first letter of the first word mixed with the second letter of the second word – or visa versa…..
1 – so sorry i did not call back but i “pucked up my fuc code” simaism and could not access my mobile.

2 – my bears are eyely open.

3 – i do not want to grow up and be a farted kipper (carpet fitter)

4 – am sure you met ge!

and all true and bithout a weverage

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