Simply Inretweetable
to miss your spouse, boyfriend, or children in the homesick physical way. a computer’s phone cameras and communication sites are nice, but, the hand in hand love given of two is “simply inretweetable!”
simply inretweetable are computer typed words of greeting, especially when compared to the perfumed, kissed love letter nuanced of your girlfriend’s sweet smell.
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