Sir Henry “The Douche”
famous d-ld- maker
sir henry “the douche” was born in 1169 a.d., to a poor family in the slums of camelot, sir henry was best known for his invention of the ultra vibe pleasure 2000 d-ld-. after much “hard” work he created the most popular s-x toy on the market to date. his project took 69 “long” strenuous days to c-mplete. his inspiration for this amazing device came to him when his mother, madame d-ch- of camelot complained of not being able to properly entertain herself when her husband was away. during a press conference in lancaster, pennsylvania, sir henry told the reporters he thought that his work in the d-ld- industry revolutionized what was once thought as pleasure. reports then asked sir henry what he expected to accomplish in the next 30 years. he replied, “i don’t know, the industry is always changing. but there is one thing i am certain of, there will always be wet and h-rny sl-ts among us looking for pleasure.” sir henry the douche now owns and operates the largest d-ld- producing factory in camelot. reporters asked him if he should die seeing as he has lived for more than 900 years, and who would take over his business? sir henry quickly replied his son long rod vanhugen dong would inherit all of his possessions. he currently lives with his 30 wifes and 1,200 children in a castle somewhere in faukers valley, wyoming.
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