SIR Thomas asman


a 16 year old man with a mustache who wanders the woods in search of hidden planets and thinks he’s been to alsaka in -100 degree weather also they think that freezing temperature starts at 30 degrees what a joke. they also smell like peanut b-tter, they endulge in many activities including games on the computer like tetris, light bike , and conquering the underworld with with his sword of 1000 truths which penatrate the wombs of a 1000 souls.
a sir thomas asman is like a pet dog, a litter of mice, oh so freshly killed roadkill like ground squirrel that live nativly to idaho. they are also closly related to the common cl-ss retart who doesnt enjoy mustard on their sandwitches

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