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• sistah puh-lease

  1) used to express agreement or to emphasize a point stated. 2) used lieu of “duh”. 3) used to refute an obviously false statement. 1) statement: “wooo, baby got back!” agreement: “sistah, puh-lease!” 2) statement: “phish sucks.” response: “sistah, puh-lease!” 3) skinny girl says: “omigod, these pants make me look so fat.” response: “sistah, puh-lease!” […]

• sist filled cum bubble

  a c-m bubble that is filled with sist. “bryanna always has sist filled c-m bubble’s ” me- “dude , whats that ..? ” bryanna – “oh i always have sist filled c-m bubble’s” me- “sounds painful ,and s-xy in a way ” ;d

• Guess Who

  guess who is one of the original olympic sports, consisting of 4-8 players (no more or less than one female). sadly, guess who was eliminated from the olympics in 1976 due to 95% of the athletes using performance enhancing drugs (professional and intramural leagues are still available in most areas). all of the male players […]

• Gurgling Monk

  a scr-ppy little savage skater, usually riding a wood with a d-ckfish on it. also likes to play halo and feltch mountain dew. “bro, gurgling monk’s got that trick down!” “kinda like when he feltched mountain dew out of that s-xy b-tches -ss.”

• Slapping the Sloth

  masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. an […]

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