skate
its skateboard not rollerblade(fruit booter).
skateboarding kicks -ss.
(verb) to leave.
“look baby, if you ain’t gonna give me no -ss, imo hafta skate.”
originates from naval sailors of portsmouth in england getting lonely while at sea. these sick individuals would get a skate fish, slit it in half and nail it to a board. this would then be used to provide s-xual pleasure.
hence people from portsmouth are known as skates.
harry redknapp is a skate. peter crouch used to be a skate but he’s alright now.
to goof off or take it easy.
that job is skate duty. you f-ckers have been skating and didn’t get the job done.
military terminology meaning any service member who avoids his duties.
private jones is a real skate. this is the fifth time this month he avoided garbage detail.
military acronym used as steps to accomplish skating, aka: avoiding work.
s= seek cover
k= keep quiet
a= accept no responsibility
t= take no action
e= evade
use s.k.a.t.e. to accomplish effective skating.
a 4 wheelin board to pop a nice 10 stiar handy
skate on your sisters can bed
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