Skeenis
a “skeenis” is the laziest or lamest dude in a given group of people. it could even be his nickname.
victor- hey jimbo, did you bring me that bottle of malt liquor i asked you for?
jimbo- no man. i thought you were just joking!
victor- you’re such a skeenis man!
——or——-
ulysses- what the h-ll? what skeenis left these cheez-it crumbs all over my bed? oh my…is that a t-rd?
d-ck- sorry dude. guess i got drunkadelic with some change i found in your drawers and then p-ssed out in your room. as it turns out, i sh-t in your bed also.
ulysses- good lord, d-ck. you’re a real skeenis.
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