Skexchy
noun: when old girlfriends decide they would like to play a mind game with you, and eat away at your heart, and destroy your self esteem in the process.
joe: dude, i met this amazingly hot girl at the mall today. she is really my type! and her name is yolanda.
ron: awesome!
pause….
ron: wait wait wait…….. what’s her last name??
-typing sound of joe quickly sending a text message…. within seconds yolanda responds-
joe: her name is squatpump! yolanda squatpump..!!
ron: dude! are you r-t-rded! that’s scooter’s ex girlfriend! she is the the d-mn definition of skexchy!
joe: oh man, f-ck that!! thanks for the heads up bro.
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