might be a human being, but of the sub human genius… may claim their faith as being catholic or mormon. was raped by a priest and is mad at all athiests because he didn’t have the sense to become athiest at the early age of 22 when he was raped by said priest (it was halloween).
habitat consists of his mom’s bas*m*nt, his father left early in his life when his mother became a born again christian (who the f*ck wants to put up with that, right?). he sleeps on a futon and plays vintage games on his many game consoles and frequents p*rnhub.com in hopes of one day finding out what a real v*g*n* feels like.
skialian has down syndrome and suffers from fas (before his mom was a born again christian she hit the bottle hard, now she just sucks c*ck). his diet consists of mainly taco bell and food from gas stations where food stamps are accepted.
timmy: “hey bro… you ever read skialian’s definitions on urban dictionary?”
tommy: “yea bro… what a c*nt. not to mention he gets food stamps, so he’s a sponge c*nt.”
- ren of heavens
ren of heavens is a character from the popular xbox original game shenmue 2 the first time on that ren of heavens he pulled a knife on me.
- drip'n drop
a woman over the age of 40 that leaks uncontrollably during s*x. me “how was she?” *winks* you “a drip’n drop.” *grins*
measure of how s*xually attractive a woman is on a scale of 1 to 10. this scale is purely l*st driven, so cuteness, social status and personality don’t count as much as how tempting and s*xually desirable she is to the eye of the beholder. steve: check out that girl at 10 o’clock! tony: she […]
- james burnard
a c*nt with hairy breadsticks for legs and is a f*cking southampton supporter (kill yourself)! james burnard kill yourself