skitzo


someone with skitzophrenia, but you can’t be f-cked to say the whole word coz its too long and complicated, and you are afraid of saying it wrong and thus looking like a cl-ss a doofus.
‘why is lana’s mom eating the cushions while she intermittently throws her own faeces at us?’
‘she’s a skitzo b-tch.’
the art of being in an altared state of reality. when an individual experiences an act or event that changes the way they view the world around them, as seen through their own eyes.
ex. 1 –
stoner a: dude. i’m so high, cloud 9 is low. this dope has got me skitzo!
stoner b: yeah dude. me too.

ex. 2-
biker a: hey man, i got a new motorcycle.
biker b: about time man. you’ve been talking about that for months now.
biker a: yeah i know. but, it was so worth the wait.
biker b: why’s that?
biker a: the adreniline rush i get from riding it, gets me skitzo!
a person that is f—ed in the head
some bloke at the shops today went off his head!! yeh hes just a skitzo bro
a person who experiences delusions, hallucinations, incoherent speech, and illogical thinking, and in this case has an addiction of smoking plastic, injecting heroin, and eating peoples toes.
my diabetic friend here ev sinclaaar, is a local skitzo and enjoys injecting drugs into his bloodstream,inhaling plastic smoke, and cannibalism.
1) a person who likes fire, explosions, paint thinner, or loud bangs.

2) a person who eats small children and/ or babies.

3) a crazy–ss-son-of-a-b-tch who keeps on threatening to blow up a school through notes found in the bathroom.

4) a s-x position in which a man straps firecrackers to his d-ck and penetrates a child -n-lly.

1) dude, that fire doesn’t need any more paint thinner – quit being such a skitzo.

2) that skitzo just ate my kid!

3) skitzo just left another note in the bathroom saying hes gunna blow up the school.

4) so, jimmy, do you know what a skitzo is?
many members of your family
holy h-ll ma dads a skitzo
skitzo is a rapper that dissed icp the song is called f— da clownz search for it in diff ways like f— the clownz or clowns with the s
just d/l the song and laugh at how gay icp is

slim -n-s you d-mn right slim -n-s cause i dont get f—ed in mine like you two lil flamin f-gots

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