skiwok
a small skiier, usually found in groups, inevitably better than you or any of your mates. often is not fully aware of surroundings, resulting in causing you to have to f-ck yourself up to avoid hurting them.
look at that skiwok over there, he’s fallen over. that’ll teach the litle b-st-rd
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