when you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you’re far too tired to tackle that morning wood.
man, i haven’t seen wood like that since after prom, but this sleepy lumberjack kept to his coffee.
- backseat boogie
s*x in a car seat. ben dover was doing the backseat boogie with lovers all summer.
- stealing sauce
every mumble rapper this side of 2010 stole future’s style therefore becoming a sauce stealer. esco: yo it’s esco i probably can’t come to the phone right now but leave a cool message at the beep. *beep* pauly: it’s pauly, this dj esco’s phones? tony: this is f*ckin esco’s phone! pauly: is this his numbers? […]
- rock people
once in a great while they come out from their rock, be it the fourth of july, black friday, or the county fair, these aren’t just regular mouth breathers, these are rock people. they are white trash, but they don’t have to be white, and they are definitely not seen often, but often travel in […]
- dorito chute
the giant orifice on your face that you communicate through and shove food down. in contexts, the word is usually used to shut people up, but is not limited to this use. synonyms: eat’n hole, pie hole, yapper my teacher told us to shut our dorito chutes because we were talking too loud. i need […]