Slick Dick


an offensive term used to insult someone for being sneaky or slick. occasionally used as flattery to describe a male player who sleeps with multiple women.
1. that slick d-ck motherf-cker screwed me out of the deal!

2. “you slept with sarah and vicky?” “that’s awesome, slick d-ck”
someone who is a smooth talker or smoocher and at the same time a d-ckhead.
he’s a slickd-ck -that manages to date (f-ck )two girls at the same time and keep them from knowing of eachother.
(alternitive definition)

a man whose p-n-s appears as though it is slimy, greasy, or oiled up all the time. a p-n-s that is shiny, when it really should not be. often found on desperate perverts who take shameless d-ck-selfies.
hey mike, if you ever send me another picture of your slick d-ck, we are no longer friends
slick rick has a slick d-ck, so do girls with skates on who get stuck in a blow storm.
ooo sniyat

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