Slip Of The Cock
when, about to have s-x with a girl, you inadvertantly direct your p-n-s into her dirt shoot!
girl: “ow, you f-cker, get that out of my -rs-!!!”
boy: “sorry love, just a ‘slip of the c-ck'”
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