Hurt Lockered
1. when a lawyers group, in an effort to gain attention and money from illegal downloads sends out m-ss lawsuit settlement letters to try and recoup cash for the production companies and to gain media notoriety.
2. a scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect m-ssive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then accepting $1500-2500 for the settlement.
3. the nervous or sick feeling you get when you receive a settlement letter from lawyers notifying you that you were caught illegally downloading files and you own them tens of thousands of dollars.
4. a tactic lawyers came up with to recoup lost earnings made famous by the movie the academy award winning film, the hurt locker.
i got a letter from this law firm telling me they got my ip address from my provider and were suing me for $20,000 dollars!
i thought i was gonna die i was so freaked out.
i ended getting hurt lockered for $1500 in the end after settlement.
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