Slippery Toad
during s-x, when the female -rg-sms and the male’s stiffy is caught in a malestorm of v-g-n-l juice, then the male c-ms in the female’s v-g-n-, inserts his stiffy into her v-g-n- getting a mixture of v-g-n-l juice and s-m-n on the males p-n-s. then the male rubs melted b-tter, baby oils and lube on his stiffy and the female tries to preform a handjob.
me and my girlfriend were bored so we decided to try the slippery toad, she couldn’t get a good grip the whole time, and couldn’t finish me off.
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