slower than the line out of hell
an expression used to describe anything that is very, very slow. (since a line of people waiting to get out of h-ll would logically not move at all!)
cell phone call:
guy: hi, i’m going to be a bit late.
girl: why?
guy: i’m at the grocery store and this line is slower than the line out of h-ll!
girl: well, get here when you can!
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