sloaned


the act of being owned by a 3rd party that takes no action when a 2nd party blatently violates your rights even though the 3rd party is usually required to intervene.

particularly used in basketball when the referees do not call a blatently obvious foul after someone has been viciously hacked by the other team
d-mn, that mothaf-cka got knocked to f-ck out! what?! the refs didnt say nothing?! man, he got sloaned!

or, in an office setting:

d-mn, that mothaf-cka copied his -ss on the copier again and distributed copies to everyone in the office! what?! the bosses didnt say nothing? man, we got sloaned!
to get owned by sloan.
person 1: “man, she azzied me for a week just for saying ‘d-mn’!”
person 2: “haha you got sloaned”
to get owned by sloan.
person 1: “man, she azzied me for a week just for saying ‘d-mn’!”
person 2: “haha you got sloaned”
you didn’t just get owned, you didn’t just get slayed, you just got sloaned like a little nig as motha f-cka.
“dude dan, you just got f-cking sloaned off that hit dude!”
when your getting played by a girl. she tells you she likes you but has a promise ring and wont put out. total mind f-ck.

lets just be friends, b-tch, mind f-ck,
guy 1: have you banged her yet?
guy 2: no but she told me she likes me last night
guy 1: dude, your getting sloaned hard.
mess up, ruin, waste, or to have thrown away. derived from the natural creature residing in douglas county.
michael sloaned his painting and had to start over.
the act of stealing someone else’s spotlight. turning the attention to oneself when the topic or subject is on someone else.
man, that guy is in every photo…does he even know the bride and groom? he totally sloaned their wedding!

d-mn, who is the person that keeps posting comments on my picture? look there is like 50 replies to this guy, i got sloaned!

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