Slobert
the state of being a slob. portraying a slob for amus-m-nt. grotesque, hideous. often used to describe the state of those named robert.
i have a neighbor named robert, who happens to be a bonafide slobert.
an individual whose behavior defies logic and repulses even the filthiest swine. it is often cautioned that proximity to a slobert may cause an individual to lose iq points and forget basic hygiene.
student 1: “did you just see slobert try to buy weed with an -ssorted combination of belly-b-tton lint, protein powder, and spanish pesos?”
student 2: “yeah, he’s such a f-ck.”
a man who lays around all day and is afraid to talk to girls.
dude, you are such a slobert, stop blushing and just talk to her already.
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