Slocala


slocala is a forum-based website that’s centered around the city of ocala, fl. it consists of individuals that are completely computer/internet illiterate, and don’t understand how to post in a forum. they troll, instigate fights, spam, talk sh-t, impersonate people, beg to be moderators, and double post. (sometimes even triple or quadruple post.) the moderators don’t know how to do their job appropriately either. most of the members are from ocala, but some are from neighboring cities as well.
hey guys, i’m going to post some unimportant and pointless bullsh-t on slocala!

Read Also:

  • Life Candy

    derived from eye candy ( a guy who is good for nothing else but is extremely attractive so is a lot of fun to just stare at.) life candy is when a guy not only is incredibly attractive to the point where any girl would jump him if only they were asked, he is also […]

  • Lodato

    verb – to sh-t, p-ss, c-m, fart, sneeze, cough, and choke at once. every time i lodato, i tend to p-ss out and regain consciousness in a bed that isn’t mine. the act of sneezing, farting and sh-tting ones shorts! aka: fooping, or sharting. mike was sn-blowing his driveway. he sneezed heavily but ended up […]

  • Date rape psychosis

    disease to get out of school, involves being raped then going psychotic. date rape psychosis is a fictional disease mentioned in the towelie episode of south park. the term was coined by one of the characters, eric cartman. the young boys had just gotten a new game console (an ocama gamesphere) from stan’s mother as […]

  • Loko Legs

    when you drink too much four loko, or if you may, you get too loko, and you simply can’t walk, forget how to, or basically don’t want to. she’s three loko’s deep, and that boy is carrying her, she must have loko legs!

  • Dat Face Soldier

    an obscure meme of a few serbian soldiers making horrible yet amusing music. the base for every “remove” loop. dat face soldier is funny, but the music is sort of bad at first.


Disclaimer: Slocala definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.