when you poke it
i was at my girl’s place last weekend, and we sloid it
before you’re a sugar daddy, you’re a primeboy. “who is that guy you’re always tweeting at? he looks like a loser” “oh don’t worry, that’s just billy, he’s my primeboy ;*”
- evonne goolagong
the s*xual act of rubbing your feces into the others’ urethra, then farting in each others eyes aww shiiittttt man you totally evonne goolagonged that b*tch
when something is unbelievably delicious. copyright (hamlet fasliu) that peach nectar is h*lla nummy, hombre. delicious. mmmmm.. that cake was nummy! awkard wow that was nummy! that is totally nums nummy is a cooler way of saying awkward. you can also express the feeling of awkwardness with “nums” for short. no, nummy does not mean […]
- the "not-mom"
when you f*ck a female that looks identical to your own mom, and/or has the same name as your mother is considered, the “not-mom” ex.guy “1” dude, last week i screwed patricia. sh*t was tight, i’ll probably hit her up again soon. guy “2” jeff, you are f*cking your not-mom because she looks like your […]