Sloppy Dog Sled
when a man is taking a girl from behind while that girl is eating out the -sshole of another girl who is eating out the -sshole of another girl and so on and so on for as long as the dog sled team is to be. it helps if the man has a whip.
i did a sloppy dog sled with the canadian national curling team last night!
the sloppy dog sled originated in canada and is a veriation of the reverse wheelbarrow. before intercourse a full bottle of maple syrup in inseted into the r-ct-m. the man then goes on to his hands and is held up by his partner while being taken from behind
guy 1: “dude, y the sad face??”
guy 2: “man that crazy chick gave me a sloppy dog sled and forgot to take the bottle out”
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