sloth mode


a mood people enter when their energy and motivation levels h-t a low.
i was going to make an outbound sales call today, but i’ve entered sloth mode, so i’m just going to sit here and google stuff…
after a long night of rolling at the club, the next day consists of smoking bowl after bowl while watching zombie movies on netflix.
friend: “what are you doing today?”
you: “sloth mode all day”
friend: “f-ck yeah i got 8 blunts!”
the mode your computer enters when it’s feed to much indigestible cr-p from the internet.
d-mn, my pc’s in sloth mode! it must be choking on worms, spam and cookies.

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