Slurp Dog
the products that lurk inside tins of ‘hotdogs in brine’. actual hotdogs consist of lamb’s gonads, beef r-ct-m and murdered vietnamese boys. the ‘brine’ is simply filtered old man’s j-zz. often eaten in times of altered mental state.
there are many different types of brand. all are essentially evil, but they can be strangely alluring at certain times. if consumed, a feeling of dirtyness and filth will become apparent in your digestive system.
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