slurper
a male/female who, after having protected s-x with another man, remove his condom and slurp the c-m out like it’s a raw oyster.
holy sh-t: that slurper just gagged on a mouthful of s-m-n!
somone that slups chunky j-zz off hairy fat guys greezy pizza nipples
guy 1: hav u seen jaimon ?
guy 2: yeah hes such a slurper
a bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. from the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.
i have a real slurper today. and i know who gave it to me. someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!
someone who likes to drink c-m with a straw!
people from scotland
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