when two lesbians are enjoying some “alone time”
i heard jane went to emily’s and 5 minutes into netflix and chill they started smacking bagels.
a beast from the lord of the rings trilogy by j.r.r. tolkien. she is most well known for heavily resembling a monstrous spider, albeit with a wasp stinger and a gaping mouth, despite real world spiders having a liquid diet. she appeared in the two towers, but the film places her in return of the […]
- st marys ohio
a town in mid-west ohio filled with hoes, thots and f*ck boys. most people there are fake and unloyal. “i screwed this girl from st.marys ohio” “i heard all they are is unloyal hoes”
fapping with a vape in the same hand because you’re a douche dude i’ve got the best flavors to use while fapeing. suck it nerds.
when you are *j*c*l*t*ng in a girl’s throat after eating a pizza and she pukes c*mm and pizza onto your still pulsating c*ck. rhonda was giving me an awesome bl*wj*b, but as soon as i started c*mming the b*tch puked the pizza we just ate and c*mm all over my d*ck. wasnt expecting a p*ck*roni. […]