smashed bigfoot


when a drunk person dressed like bigfoot walks across a rural road in front of cars at night to give the idea of a drunk bigfoot wondering around camp sites stealing beer
man did you see that smashed bigfoot leaving that camp site i think he looted all there beer and took off

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