Smiley Club
a funny joke where you write <= 1 on ur head and <= 2 on a friends head and go up to an idiot and say "do u want to join the smiley club?" if they say yes write <===3 on there forehead in bold black sharpie. it gets lulz me: do you want to join the smiley club? jerk: sure me: ok here you go <======3 jerk: cool thnx man everyone: hahaha random jock that everyone like for some reason: hey lets go over there and laugh at the wh-r- with a d-ck on his head!
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