Smorgesbag
what you have when you stuff as many random food articles into a zip lock bag as you’re running out the door because you forgot to make a lunch for yourself.
tanisha: what you got there?
me: eh…it’s a smorgesbag. i didn’t have time to pack a lunch today.
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