smothercate


the act of an obese person rolling over on their slimmer mate, usually resulting in death.

a combination of sufficating & smothering someone to death
i was watching csi the other night, and this fat woman smothercated her boyfriend, or whateva
smothercate is the hypoxic condition resulting from the lack of oxygen through mechanical, compressive or chemical interference with resperation. smothercate is the consolidation of many words with the same meaning; successfully replacing smother, suffocate or asphyxiate and their variations.
cyndi thought she would smothercate from all the smoke.
smothercate! its a thing, somewhere between smothering someone and suffocating them with love & hugs.
i love it when you smothercate me, so warm and snuggly.

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