Smuggling cotton
1. a woman who, due to mensuration, is wearing a tampon.
2. a woman who, due to mensuration, is short tempered.
1. dan: yo jimmy, are you joining the circuis? what’s with all the clown makup?
jimmy: i ate a lose-meat sandwich the found out the b-tch was smuggling cotton.
2. honey, all i said was your sister has a nice -ss. what’s wrong with you, ya smuggling cotton or sumthin’?
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