Smulligan


the act of having s-x a second time after either poor performance during or lack of memory of the first encounter. a s-xual “do-over.”
“wow. i swear that never happens to me. smulligan?”

-or-

-yawn “oh .. h-llo … who are you? we did what? i see. i don’t remember that, can i have a smulligan?”

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