a portmanteau of “smile” and “purse”, as in pursing your lips. commonly seen when white people make awkward eye contact with strangers in p-ssing (who are usually non-white, and often black).
i was trying to get the attention of that cute white guy on the bus but when he saw me he just smursed and looked back at his kindle.
- narco trafficante
drug trafficker in spanish. someone who smuggles and distributes drugs from/into the us from mexico or other latin america countries. i come on the front of the narco trafficante i get to telling them m-th-rf-ck-rs “yo mato por nada” they like “what that mean?” i had to tell em’, that mean i kill for nothin. […]
a good friend who’s always making funny jokes, but is h-rny as h-ll and probably a lesbian. person 1: dang, ethelyn is hilarious! she’s really hot. does she have a boyfriend? person 2: nope, she’s a lesbian. person 1: well, sh-t.
- punching the midnight squirrel
the act of late night m-st-rb-t–n, while using no lube or any other substances (raw hand to genitalia). no netflix and chill for me last night, i resorted to punching the midnight squirrel.
mlem: (adjective) the sound affect it makes when a tongue exits and re-enters the mouth. ex: the cat mlem’d all day via giphy
- stoners takeout
when you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls v-g-n-, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her p-ssy while eating her out yo dude i got some amazing stoners takeout last night! got high while eating p-ssy!