smurse



a portmanteau of “smile” and “purse”, as in pursing your lips. commonly seen when white people make awkward eye contact with strangers in p-ssing (who are usually non-white, and often black).
i was trying to get the attention of that cute white guy on the bus but when he saw me he just smursed and looked back at his kindle.

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