a side hoe or a collection of multiple hoes that one can call upon for s*xual favors. the puss one gets on the side or sly.
carl loves his traveling sales job. he has a little snacknpuss in every city he visits.
- sandy bagel
when you launch s*m*n in a girl’s booty and throw her on the sand. the sand or dirt* then sticks to the released s*m*n and creates a sandy ring or “sandy bagel” around the b*tthole. *advanced technique: evolves into a dirty or muddy bagel man 1: hey you remember that h*lla fine girl from that […]
- flonger blasted
when you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you’re feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones *sshole. “i flonger blasted suzie so hard last night.” “oh yeah, i love getting flonger blasted.”
- deez nuts on your chin
used when you do not like a statement someone has just given guy 1: oh my gosh, shut up guy 2: how about i put deez nuts on your chin
- mayonaise jar
albino white n*gg* with blond hair that mayonaise jar is a f*ckhead