Snadwich


a snadwich (mistakenly thought to be derived from mispelling the word ‘sandwich’) is a mystical small furry creature that resides in the darkest corners of the majority of households across the world.

their presence is only noticeable through the disappearance of socks.

nb. this is never a pair of socks, only one (leading to the current odd sock problem across the globe).

the snadwiches breed and raise their young in said stolen socks. when more and more socks go missing in a household, it normally suggests a ‘snadwich infestation’, for which a ‘snadwich exterminator’ must be contacted. failure to do so could lead to a ‘snadwich attack’ (the need for more territory drives the increasing population of snadwiches to be more agressive) which can often be fatal.

when a human sees a snadwich, very often they mistake it for a ball of dust or hair.
‘why do i have so many odd socks? it must be the snadwiches again…’
when you put two pieces of bread inside your r-ct-m, and proceed to eject them onto your partner. sometimes the bread is filled with fingermeat.
miss alicia gave me a knuckle snadwich the other night. mmmmmmmmmm good!
putting one t-st-cl- on top, holding the second t-st-cl- on the bottom with the p-n-s in between and inserting entire unit in mouth.

generally achieved while flaccid, unless the snadwich eater is particularly skilled.
bonus points for using different person’s t-st-cl-s.
she can deep throat with no trouble and if you get her drunk she’ll even give you a snadwich.

his d-ck was so small i could give him a snadwich easy.
a sandwich made from honey buns, toaster stroodle’s, and peanut b-tter. use the honey buns as the bread, put peanut b-tter on one side of each honey bun. then put the cooked toaster stroodle in the middle.
man i can wait to have a snadwich
a delibirate misspelling of sandwich, meat cheese and a form of condiment set between two peices of bread. usually delicious. and if you had to look this up… ur f-ckin r-t-rded. noob!!!1!!11!!!one!
omg this f–kn snadwich is scrump-didley-umpcious!!! may i have another?

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