Snagapus
snagapus (snag-a-puss): one being caught, entangled, entrapment, confined, detained, locked, restricted to and hopelessly ensnarled by the pubic hairs to the nappy unkempted sweaty green-liquid emitting p-b-s of an ugly womans mangina after a very very h-rny drunken hump session.
guy1: man! dont ever drink shampipple when you are already h-rny and need something to hump!
guy2: why? what happened?
guy 1: dude i drank a whole 42oz while i was whackn, then next thang i know i woke sreamn mercy!!
guy 2: whyy!
guy 1: maaaan, i woke up humpn nasty nina! then tried to get away and my p-b-s and bawls got all snagged up into her infested puss hairs.
guy 2: dang man! that sh-t’s leechie! dont you know not to hit that!? never ever ever hump a “snagapus”!!
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