snapbrag
the practice of bragging via the photo application snapchat. examples include snapping new purchases/gifts, copious amounts of expensive alcohol, or vacation. snapbraggers will often send snapchats to people they aren’t remotely close to just to brag about their fabulous life.
person a: hey, did you get chelsea’s snap of her new car?
person b: nah, i deleted her. sure we went to grade school together, but she was sending me like 5 snapbrags a day from her vacation in hawaii so i had to cut her loose.
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