snatch cord
when you go to bang your f-cking lady from behind and she is on the rag make sure you rip the smelly sn-tch cord out before entry.if you dont you will send a wad of cotton up her smelly red vag forever.
i was f-cking my grandmother at just the wrong moment she screamed pull the sn-tch cord pull the f-cking sn-tch cord.
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