Sneak a Peek
(v.) to look in one’s locker room (generally female) and sneak a peek of the goods.
charles decided that for his 52nd birthday, he would go into the girls locker room at the y and sneek a peek.
when you are about to -j-c-l-t- when you are having -n-l s-x or doing doggy style, you spit on the ladies back making her think that you came, then when she turns around splurge in her face.
“dude, it was funny as h-ll, i pulled a sneak-a-peek on ‘er”, justin exclaimed.
when you’re standing at a urinal and the guy next to you takes a look at your junk.
jack: i was standing there and this guy totally looked at my schl-ng!
dan: a man i hate it when people sneak a pee-k!
when you are about to -j-c-l-t- when you are having -n-l s-x or doing doggy style, you spit on the ladies back making her think that you came, then when she turns around splurge in her face.
“dude, it was funny as h-ll, i pulled a sneak-a-peek on ‘er”, justin exclaimed.
the sneak a peek is when you are engaged in -n-l s-x via the doggy-style position. right before you -j-c-l-t-, spit on her back. she will then turn around smiling thinking you have blew your load. that is when you let that c-m out all over her face.
i tried the sneak a peek, but i missed. it shot right over her head.
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